Too Many Stories Teddy!

We've got a guy in our group who "supposedly" has seen it ALL......it's only day 5.......and we feel like we've heard it ALL!!!  Over and over and over and over and over again!  He's got stories about traveling the world.  Stories about Harley Davidsons.  Stories about pennies!  Pennies?  YES!  He's got stories about stories.  The guy is a walking talking nightmare.